Yes we all know that the new Apple iPhone will be released Friday 29th June 2007 and The Onion has some highly anticipated features. There will be an exclusive link to Google Street View which is a cool app plus nanotechnology enables it to reassemble itself when thrown against wall, it will be able to take Polaroid’s and when the movement between hand and ear it will make light saber sound effects (yeah right).

Other features –
• Prominent Apple logo
• More PRAM than the last thingy
• It will come with a cool iPhone hat which will show everyone that you have the stunning iPhone
• Reproduces through asexual budding

This all comes from The Onion take a look if ya don’t believe us. The Onion